The magical feeling of kicking off your shoes, laying back in the comfiest of sofas, and turning on your favourite orc battling/zombie killing/car racing/apocalypse surviving/war winning distractions from the severity of real life is unmatched! No better way to forget the last 9 hours of “become a real member of society” work you were forced to do prior.
Now, I know those hours were truly spent fantasizing about finishing up those 3 quests you didn’t really want, but totally committed to the night before 😉 And IT’S OK! We’ve all been there trying to obtain that random tunic of bewildering goats. Didn’t really need it but I’ll be darned if I’m not staying up well past 2 to get it!
Speaking of tunics! I’d like to announce this wonderful Button Mashers design for all you console gamers. Sure beats the heck out of any digital goat shirts…. Or… Does it?
Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off.
Made with 30% more trophies earned, 50% less thumb cramps, and 20% unlocked achievements.
** No goats were harmed in the making of this caption.
.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)